Conspiracy theory: Obama went to Mars as teen

Two government employees, self-professed time travelers, give 'account'

Forget 2012 prophecies, Mayan calendars and lurking planets that go only by the name "X" … there’s an even kookier conspiracy theory in town, and it has to do with our nation’s fearless leader and his teenage teleportation adventures on Mars.

Yes, you read that right.

It seems that two government employees and self-professed time-travelers — er, "chrononauts" — Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings have come forth and named President Obama as one of their own, along with the current head of DARPA, Regina Dugan.

And what does this have to do with the more serious matter of his birth certificate?

And what does this have to do with the more serious matter of his birth certificate?

Well, the official one won't be produced until 2048, when he will be born.

I want to go back in time and kill Rich Little.

Obama's from Mars,
his wife's not from Venus.
And the rhyme you're expecting,
I'll keep just between us.

Can you prove the teenaged Obama wasn't on Mars?

I thought Carter was the one who went to Mars?

I suspect MSLSD might be floating a weird conspiracy theory to prep the field for some upcoming embarrassing revelation about Obama's actual past that the MSM will then blow off as just another weird conspiracy theory.

I want to go back in time and kill Rich Little.

Why do you hate on Rich Little so much? He was on TV when I was a kid and I thought he was funny. (I haven't seen him since.)

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By the way, I've had Obama pegged as a Martian for quite a while now...

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I suspect MSLSD might be floating a weird conspiracy theory to prep the field for some upcoming embarrassing revelation about Obama's actual past that the MSM will then blow off as just another weird conspiracy theory.

I want to go back in time and kill Rich Little.

Why do you hate on Rich Little so much? He was on TV when I was a kid and I thought he was funny. (I haven't seen him since.)

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By the way, I've had Obama pegged as a Martian for quite a while now...

If that's the case, he certainly isn't my favorite Martian.

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By the way, I've had Obama pegged as a Martian for quite a while now...

If that's the case, he certainly isn't my favorite Martian.

That guy became the head groundskeeper for Star Fleet Academy.

Who knew they were having a problem with moles?

Who knew they were having a problem with moles?

Superman!

Who knew they were having a problem with moles?

Superman!

Ordinary humans have to have more modest opponents.

Can you prove the teenaged Obama wasn't on Mars?

Get me the scoundrel who brought him back.

Can you prove the teenaged Obama wasn't on Mars?

Get me the scoundrel who brought him back.

They may still be working on the re-write of Heinlein's classic novel, in the recent mode.

This one to be titled "Strangler in a Strange Land".

I thought Carter was the one who went to Mars?

Carter went to Annapolis.

Rich Little is the anti christ, I am mostly sure. It could be Tony Orlando as well.

It was not Ed McMahon as I previously thought.

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By the way, I've had Obama pegged as a Martian for quite a while now...

If that's the case, he certainly isn't my favorite Martian.

That guy became the head groundskeeper for Star Fleet Academy.

Who knew they were having a problem with moles?

Oh, he did better than that ...

I thought Carter was the one who went to Mars?

Carter went to Annapolis.

I think he meant John Carter...