Obama Bites Dog (literally)

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And what's best about this whole thing is that Romney is remaining above the fray while the rest of us out there in the ether are the ones making the jokes. It hits home more that way.

Yup... Romney, like Obama, is using trained attack minions but is not making the attacks directly.

But Obama is the one who made the thinly veiled attack against Romney about not being born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Let Obama get nasty. Romney needs to remain Presidential.

Obama and Michelle are out walking one day when they spot a hot dog stand. Since they're hungry, they excitedly rush over and each buy one. Obama gets his hot dog and opens the bun to look at it.

He then turns to Michelle and asks, "What part did you get, dear?"

Michelle, enjoying her bichon frappe, did not answer.

Wouldn't that be a Bichon Freeze?

The First Lady herself?

Has our resident food critic Glenn Syphon had any thoughts on the latest offerings in White House cuisine?

Cooking With Dog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACOmKiJDkA4

(There's a bunch of these on You Tube. This one is about onigiri. )

Well, Barack Obama has managed the feat of making Michael Vick look like a GOOD choice to look after your dog while you are away on vacation.

Well, Barack Obama has managed the feat of making Michael Vick look like a GOOD choice to look after your dog while you are away on vacation.

Vick has endorsed him, as has Courtney Love.

somebody is going to have to cal a presidential election campaign "a brutal dog-eat-dog competition"

Romney stuck the dog on the roof of his car. Obama had dog stuck to the roof of his mouth.

To paraphrase John Webster, "... but that was in another country, and besides, the bitch is dead."