Goat sex to become illegal in FL

doc30 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:23 am

Senators move to make bestiality illegal in Florida

Quote:

The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals. Florida is one of only 16 states that still permits bestiality â€” a fact that animal-rights activist and state Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror when a Panhandle man three years ago was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat that he held by the collar during a sex act.

The suspect wasn't arrested for that incident, but for a different goat-napping case.

And here is a chuckle:

Quote:

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

lola · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:27 am

doc30 wrote:

And here is a chuckle:

Quote:

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

I don't know what's scarier/funnier-- that she doesn't know what animal husbandry is, or that she's a politician with "larceny" right there in her name.

Caramelgal · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:40 am

doc30 wrote:

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

WOW!

I'm also glad about the exemption for dog shows. You know those AKC judges donâ€™t want to be put on a sexual predator list for what they do to innocent dogs in the confirmation ring. :lol:

Cowboy's Mom · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:53 am

Guess bareback riding is out. :lol:

Shryke · **Joined:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:29 am **Posts:** 6884

Cowboy's Mom wrote:

Guess bareback riding is out. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, waitaminute. You DISGUST ME!

/tellmemore

js1138 · **Joined:** Sat May 06, 2006 3:47 pm **Posts:** 14530

There goes decades of baraminology research.

CE2949BB · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:37 am

doc30 wrote:

Senators move to make bestiality illegal in Florida

Quote:

The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals.

Woah, woah, woah. I'm no goat gagger or pooch pounder, but felony? That's serious.

I'd go with misdemeanor and counseling.

Maybe make it a felony if there was a level of force involve or if it is a repeat offense.

High Evolutionary · **Joined:** Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:57 pm **Posts:** 5652

lola wrote:

doc30 wrote:

And here is a chuckle:

Quote:

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

I don't know what's scarier/funnier-- that she doesn't know what animal husbandry is, or that she's a politician with "larceny" right there in her name.

Well, it's nice knowing that Florida's Republicans aren't the only ones who are scientifically illiterate.....

(And yes that's sarcasm. ANY form of scientific illiteracy exhibited by ANYONE is VERY sad).

Central Archivist · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:30 am

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Tiamat · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:32 pm

Central Archivist wrote:

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

:mrgreen:

Gator Country · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:35 pm

Tiamat wrote:

Central Archivist wrote:

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

:mrgreen:

Good catch.

I was thinking that maybe it was time to move out of this state. :lol:

RWP · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:14 pm

Tiamat wrote:

Central Archivist wrote:

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

:mrgreen:

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

Floyd Pinkus · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:21 pm

I may have to move.

Gumlegs · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:22 pm

RWP wrote:

Tiamat wrote:

Central Archivist wrote:

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

:mrgreen:

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

Not a problem as long as you keep posting the pictures.

Tiamat · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:29 pm

RWP wrote:

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

It's important to read the directions carefully...

Central Archivist · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:44 pm

RWP wrote:

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

To each his own.

doc30 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:31 pm

RWP wrote:

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

Tiamat · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:46 pm

doc30 wrote:

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

Remember those rumors about Hitler if you guys do that!

:mrgreen:

satchmodog · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:49 pm

Shryke wrote:

Cowboy's Mom wrote:

Guess bareback riding is out. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, waitaminute. You DISGUST ME!

/tellmemore

Damn, i was hoping to visit you next spring and supply the goat as well. You did say it was BYOG after all.

Central Archivist · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:59 pm

Tiamat wrote:

doc30 wrote:

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

Remember those rumors about Hitler if you guys do that!

:mrgreen:

Fortean Times wrote:

Yes, Hitler really did have only one ball as the popular wartime song proclaimed. In the 1960s, German army medic Johan Jambor told a priest, Franciszek Pawlar, that the misanthropic corporal sustained abdominal injuries and the loss of a testicle at the Somme. Herr Jambor felt guilty for having saved Hitler's life. The revelation was only made public 23 years after Jambor died. D.Express, 20 Nov; Independent, 22 Nov 2008.

Gumlegs · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:01 pm

Central Archivist wrote:

Tiamat wrote:

doc30 wrote:

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

Remember those rumors about Hitler if you guys do that!

:mrgreen:

Fortean Times wrote:

Yes, Hitler really did have only one ball as the popular wartime song proclaimed. In the 1960s, German army medic Johan Jambor told a priest, Franciszek Pawlar, that the misanthropic corporal sustained abdominal injuries and the loss of a testicle at the Somme. Herr Jambor felt guilty for having saved Hitler's life. The revelation was only made public 23 years after Jambor died. D.Express, 20 Nov; Independent, 22 Nov 2008.

So ... Hitler liked goats?

Tiamat · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:05 pm

Gumlegs wrote:

So ... Hitler liked goats?

We'll never know for sure. Apparently the entire upper echelon of the Nazi Party trended to kink of one sort or another.

Cowboy's Mom · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:49 pm

Shryke wrote:

Cowboy's Mom wrote:

Guess bareback riding is out. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, waitaminute. You DISGUST ME!

/tellmemore

Think about it. You have a good imagination.

Long skirts weren't the only reason that ladies were supposed to ride sidesaddle. :wink:

El Goodo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:55 pm

There's a colloquialism that gets used around here when someone is attempting to interfere with another person's task.

NSFW: show

Probably not so popular in Florida these days. :lol:

Gumlegs · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:16 pm

El Goodo wrote:

There's a colloquialism that gets used around here when someone is attempting to interfere with another person's task.

NSFW: show

Probably not so popular in Florida these days. :lol:

Probably is. That's why they have to legislate against it.

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