Goat sex to become illegal in FL

[doc30]

Senators move to make bestiality illegal in Florida

The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals. Florida is one of only 16 states that still permits bestiality — a fact that animal-rights activist and state Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror when a Panhandle man three years ago was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat that he held by the collar during a sex act.

The suspect wasn't arrested for that incident, but for a different goat-napping case.

And here is a chuckle:

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

[lola]

And here is a chuckle:

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

I don't know what's scarier/funnier-- that she doesn't know what animal husbandry is, or that she's a politician with "larceny" right there in her name.

[Caramelgal]

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

WOW!

I'm also glad about the exemption for dog shows. You know those AKC judges don’t want to be put on a sexual predator list for what they do to innocent dogs in the confirmation ring.

[Cowboy's Mom]

Guess bareback riding is out.

[Shryke]

Guess bareback riding is out.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, waitaminute. You DISGUST ME!

/tellmemore

[js1138]

There goes decades of baraminology research.

[CE2949BB]

Senators move to make bestiality illegal in Florida

The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals.

Woah, woah, woah. I'm no goat gagger or pooch pounder, but felony? That's serious.

I'd go with misdemeanor and counseling.

Maybe make it a felony if there was a level of force involve or if it is a repeat offense.

[High Evolutionary]

And here is a chuckle:

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. "People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

I don't know what's scarier/funnier-- that she doesn't know what animal husbandry is, or that she's a politician with "larceny" right there in her name.

Well, it's nice knowing that Florida's Republicans aren't the only ones who are scientifically illiterate.....

(And yes that's sarcasm. ANY form of scientific illiteracy exhibited by ANYONE is VERY sad).

[Central Archivist]

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

[Tiamat]

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

[Gator Country]

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

Good catch.

I was thinking that maybe it was time to move out of this state.

[RWP]

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

[Floyd Pinkus]

I may have to move.

[Gumlegs]

Well, Florida's out as a DC Convention site...

Not necessarily.

We're into Wild Goats. This seems to be specific to domesticated goats.

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

Not a problem as long as you keep posting the pictures.

[Tiamat]

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

It's important to read the directions carefully...

[Central Archivist]

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

To each his own.

[doc30]

I thought it was wild sex with goats, not sex with wild goats.

Darn, doing it wrong AGAIN!

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

[Tiamat]

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

Remember those rumors about Hitler if you guys do that!

[satchmodog]

Guess bareback riding is out.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, waitaminute. You DISGUST ME!

/tellmemore

Damn, i was hoping to visit you next spring and supply the goat as well. You did say it was BYOG after all.

[Central Archivist]

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

Remember those rumors about Hitler if you guys do that!

Yes, Hitler really did have only one ball as the popular wartime song proclaimed. In the 1960s, German army medic Johan Jambor told a priest, Franciszek Pawlar, that the misanthropic corporal sustained abdominal injuries and the loss of a testicle at the Somme. Herr Jambor felt guilty for having saved Hitler's life. The revelation was only made public 23 years after Jambor died. D.Express, 20 Nov; Independent, 22 Nov 2008.

[Gumlegs]

Be damn careful if you are using the horny end.....

Remember those rumors about Hitler if you guys do that!

Yes, Hitler really did have only one ball as the popular wartime song proclaimed. In the 1960s, German army medic Johan Jambor told a priest, Franciszek Pawlar, that the misanthropic corporal sustained abdominal injuries and the loss of a testicle at the Somme. Herr Jambor felt guilty for having saved Hitler's life. The revelation was only made public 23 years after Jambor died. D.Express, 20 Nov; Independent, 22 Nov 2008.

So ... Hitler liked goats?

[Tiamat]

So ... Hitler liked goats?

We'll never know for sure. Apparently the entire upper echelon of the Nazi Party trended to kink of one sort or another.

[Cowboy's Mom]

Guess bareback riding is out.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, waitaminute. You DISGUST ME!

/tellmemore

Think about it. You have a good imagination.

Long skirts weren't the only reason that ladies were supposed to ride sidesaddle.

[El Goodo]

There's a colloquialism that gets used around here when someone is attempting to interfere with another person's task.

NSFW: show

I'm fucking this goat! You just hold the horns and watch the fur fly!

Probably not so popular in Florida these days.

[Gumlegs]

There's a colloquialism that gets used around here when someone is attempting to interfere with another person's task.

NSFW: show

I'm fucking this goat! You just hold the horns and watch the fur fly!

Probably not so popular in Florida these days.

Probably is. That's why they have to legislate against it.