Nude maid service may be against the law

http://www.kcbd.com/story/17367657/nude ... st-the-law

They clean houses, but this new Lubbock business claims to offer nude or partially nude services. It's called Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service.

For $100 an hour, she says, they will clean your house nude or topless.

Why pay the same for topless as nude? Differentiate, girl. Oh, and do you do drawers?

I guess a nude house would be one without furniture. Cleaning a topless one would seem to be a waste of time.

It would be just my luck that she would show up at game time, and keep on blocking my view.

It would be just my luck that she would show up at game time, and keep on blocking my view.

It would be your great good luck if she does not show up at all. A former classmate of mine, a man of slim build and intellectual persuasion, was [completely out of his character] accused of attempted rape by a housekeeper, and taken to the cleaners [which, come to think of it, could be a form of maid service]. Learn from his awful and wowful example.

It would be just my luck that she would show up at game time, and keep on blocking my view.

It would be your great good luck if she does not show up at all. A former classmate of mine, a man of slim build and intellectual persuasion, was [completely out of his character] accused of attempted rape by a housekeeper, and taken to the cleaners [which, come to think of it, could be a form of maid service]. Learn from his awful and wowful example.

I was making that up, anyway. I don't care about watching games.