Hello

That's just inviting an insult.

(That river water is cold, you know!)

Deep too.

That's just inviting an insult.

(That river water is cold, you know!)

Deep too.

I knew somebody would have heard the joke!

That's just inviting an insult.

(That river water is cold, you know!)

Deep too.

It's not that deep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSQDqNFvYD4

A Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli!
She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush...

Sure it wasn't a spork?

Sure it wasn't a spork?

One of my favorite former taglines, courtesy of caller "Larry" to Baltimore's WCBM:

"So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver has is a spork."

Sure it wasn't a spork?

wall... it Kuld hef bin Bjørk... Realli! Ja never know mit her.

Hello to all Friends!

I am Steve and i am student in GGI (Punjab)

Hello, Steve!

Always nice to see a new friend.

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

Welcom back!!!

(I think )

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

<snort>
I see what you did there.

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

That's an easy one:

"First you scream, and then you leap."

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

A catholic priest friend once said to me, "If you pray to God for patience, his response is usually to send you something that sorely tries your patience. Otherwise , how will you learn?"

I'd suggest just ripping off the heads.

Welcome back, Calypso!

Thank You all for the warm welcome back home to DC. Life is life and shoveling crap without friends to help ease the pain, and lend a hand is hard to do.

The road is going to get rougher ahead for me. I am facing 2 surgeries in the near future. Will be around looking for shoulders to lean on and a smile and giggle when I can muster them up.

I hope life has not been unkind for you guys and gals.

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

That's an easy one:

"First you scream, and then you leap."

Howdy, NnB, how's the poetry gig going for you? My muse got lost in Podunk. Hope to get some inspiration.

I am in need of intensive instruction in .. how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads

In that case, watch what we do, then do the opposite.

I am in need of intensive instruction in .. how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads

In that case, watch what we do, then do the opposite.

Howdy, NnB, how's the poetry gig going for you? My muse got lost in Podunk. Hope to get some inspiration.

Well, this was recent:

The Poet is an Octopus

The poet is an octopus,
With psuedopodia stuck out,
Extending his presence to distant realms,
Which then to brag about.

I've got a limb in Heaven,
One in a warmer spot.
And one or two in outer space,
That's why I don't get too hot.

And that's how I can report on,
Those things I shouldn't know.
For the poet is an octopus,
And intrudes where he shouldn't go.

You'll see him at your parties,
Where he'll steal a hug or two,
Though he doesn't bring a gift to leave,
He may just forget a shoe.

For the poet is an octopus,
Setting squeamishness aside,
He looks at things without blinking,
But expects you to let him slide.

NicknamedBob . . . . . January 29, 2012

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By the way, the pay hasn't changed.

Howdy, NnB, how's the poetry gig going for you? My muse got lost in Podunk. Hope to get some inspiration.

Well, this was recent:

The Poet is an Octopus

The poet is an octopus,
With psuedopodia stuck out,
Extending his presence to distant realms,
Which then to brag about.

I've got a limb in Heaven,
One in a warmer spot.
And one or two in outer space,
That's why I don't get too hot.

And that's how I can report on,
Those things I shouldn't know.
For the poet is an octopus,
And intrudes where he shouldn't go.

You'll see him at your parties,
Where he'll steal a hug or two,
Though he doesn't bring a gift to leave,
He may just forget a shoe.

For the poet is an octopus,
Setting squeamishness aside,
He looks at things without blinking,
But expects you to let him slide.

NicknamedBob . . . . . January 29, 2012

.

By the way, the pay hasn't changed.

Well done! I like it, unusual topic the octopus- you made him slither and slide thru the universe.

Yeah, still lousy pay.

Hello everyone!!

I have returned to DC as my education has not ended. I am in need of intensive instruction in the following topics, grammer, and how to talk nice when one wishes to rip off heads, (that would be patience).

Good to see old friends.

A catholic priest friend once said to me, "If you pray to God for patience, his response is usually to send you something that sorely tries your patience. Otherwise , how will you learn?"

I'd suggest just ripping off the heads.

Oh, so that is what the universe is tossing at me. Yes, I did do a some head ripping, held my breath, some people went wild, some calmed down.

Thank You all for the warm welcome back home to DC. Life is life and shoveling crap without friends to help ease the pain, and lend a hand is hard to do.

The road is going to get rougher ahead for me. I am facing 2 surgeries in the near future. Will be around looking for shoulders to lean on and a smile and giggle when I can muster them up.

I hope life has not been unkind for you guys and gals.

you can lean on me anytime Calypso:)

Hello! Welcome!