Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:45 am

Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

by Matthew Day

Wednesday April 18 2012

THE Austrian village of Fucking is to vote on a name change in an attempt to escape the constant ridicule and attention the name attracts.

The 104 residents of the village will cast their votes later this week on whether to alter the name.

“People are now willing to discuss changes to the spelling of the name,” Franz Meindl, the village’s mayor, said in a television interview. “But first all Fuckingers have to agree on whether want to change it or not.” For centuries the tiny village in northern Austria lived life in happy obscurity, but life changed when US troops, stationed in the area at the end of the Second World War, discovered it, and since then the village’s name has been a constant source of amusement for tourists and irritation for locals

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http://www.independent.ie/world-news/as ... 83766.html

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:51 am

Australians and New Zealanders all agree they should change the name to Rüting, while the rest of the Anglosphere prefers they switch to Scrüing.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:55 am

We are a bit more conservative here in the U.S.

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Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:56 am

I went to college with a good looking girl named Sally Fuchs (German, Fox), and apparently she did although I had no first hand experience. She got married in her Junior year, but I doubt it lasted (he was a jerk, she was a bitch). But she did manage to escape the Fuchs and all the jokes.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:07 am

While it is true that almost nobody lives in Fucking, we all (well, except for the cases of in vitro fertilization) come from it.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:50 am

I kind of wish I lived there. Just for the name, I mean.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:07 am

I'm partial to French Lick.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:35 am

I like Bug Tussle, TX.
http://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/onli ... cles/hnb97

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:39 am

js1138 wrote:I'm partial to French Lick.


Sounds better than Lizard Lick.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:40 am

In Pennsylvania, Intercourse is not far from Blue Ball.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:07 pm

furball4paws wrote:I like Bug Tussle, TX.
http://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/onli ... cles/hnb97

Pshaw...http://toadsuckarkansas.net/

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:16 pm

Gumlegs wrote:In Pennsylvania, Intercourse is not far from Blue Ball.


My hotlink to the Intercourse, PA sign got whacked.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:25 pm

I actually know someone in Bat Cave, NC
http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rl ... CDMQ8gEwAQ

Holy Bat Cave, Batman!

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:36 pm

Dildo Key, FL...One of the not better known Florida Keys, you can't drive to it.
http://www.satelliteviews.net/cgi-bin/g.cgi?fid=281560&state=FL&ftype=island

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:25 pm

THE Austrian village of Fucking is to vote on a name change

The voting was successful. The village is now called Cocksucker.

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:34 pm

gcruse wrote:
THE Austrian village of Fucking is to vote on a name change

The voting was successful. The village is now called Cocksucker.

:lol: :lol: Still sounds like a Kraut, though!

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:04 pm

Like the girl who wears mink all day and fox all night?

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:42 pm

"My family went to Austria for vacation and all I got was this Fucking t-shirt."

Re: Fed up Austrian villagers to vote to change it's F**king name after constant ridicule

Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:37 pm

DerTrommler wrote:"My family went to Austria for vacation and all I got was this Fucking t-shirt."
:lol:

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